GENOMNI and other things.

Beware of this one! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 hours old)

This scam looks quite realistic, and could potentially be VERY nasty indeed. The clickable link goes to somewhere in Russia, that will attempt to run a PHP program on your computer. Avoid!… more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (6 hours old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

More dadness From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

OK, so I've started working part-time this week so I can spend more time looking after Logan. It's brilliant, and I love it, but where the hell does this kid get all that energy from?? He's only 11 mo… more

I'm keeping this simple for Alan. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I'm going to keep it simple because Alan Johnson has problems understanding science, evidence, truth, and above all he seems to have enormous difficulty understanding classifications. Or perhaps he is… more

The fuss about tags. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

I'm a bit baffled, I must confess, at the fury that has broken out here. On occasion, I have pointed out to people that they have forgotten to separate their tags with commas, resulting in a huge tag … more

A sorry waste of a vast quantity of alcohol From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (5 days old)

I assume his P45 is in the post... http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695 8|… more

Mad eyes, part 94. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (6 days old)

It is clear now that Alan Johnson wants to be our next mad eyed prime minister. We already know that he does not believe in science, or actual truth, or evidence, preferring rather the views of th… more

Nice helpful comment... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (8 days old)

Here, you could have seen a comment I left on a spammer's blog page, but blog.co.uk have sensibly deleted the blogger who did it. May they rot in the bit-bucket!… more

Government sacks scientist for telling the truth. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (9 days old)

The BBC version naturally makes more sense than the Daily Mail version. All we need to know about the Daily Fail's reporting is the biased and incorrect headline "Sacked: Drug tsar who claimed Ecst… more

Remind me, why should I obey the law? From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (9 days old)

After all, our government ignores it, time after time, quite blatantly. Take for example the Phorm scandal, where BT spied on its customers. The government was told quite clearly to make BT stop doing… more

Might this be too good to be true? From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (10 days old)

A recent message... Hello, Greetings Sirm // From the Desk of Mr. Pascal Gorkoffi, Jr. Auditing Department in (FINANCIAL BANK TOGO) Lome- Togo ; West Africa . -------------------------------… more

Well done, the Terminator! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (10 days old)

Arnie has not been getting much help form his state legislature, apparently, and got a bit naughty about it. I remember being told off for doing the same thing on Prestel, a while ago...… more

Any Motorhead fans? Your assistance please. From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (10 days old)

OK, so I've been a fan of Motorhead for many moons now. But like a lot of people who call themselves Motorhead fans, it's mainly the early stuff I have in my collection. The last album I actually boug… more

Told you so, part 94. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (13 days old)

"Well, that about wraps it up for God." … more

They must have used a microscope... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (15 days old)

A freebie in the Independent tomorrow, apparently... something small, but very poisonous... The artist got the wierd eyes right, but has exagerated the size of the brain.… more

Hand made furniture for Christmas? From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (15 days old)

And why not? One of my brothers has just put some of his new pieces on eBay... For instance, this spice rack... … more

Why is the Post Office in a mess? From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (16 days old)

Now I have no idea whether Adam Crozier was any use at all when running the Football Association, or even whether he did anything much there to get his pay. But here is what Wikipedia says about his w… more

Sexy cartoon characters - a very unlikely late addition From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (16 days old)

Regular readers of my witterings will know my feelings on spoiled media brat Lily Allen. >:-[ Imagine my amazement, then, when I happened to see Mark Ronson's Oh My God video the other day. Ms Alle… more

Question Time last night From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (16 days old)

Although I'm all for the principle of free speech, and I totally disagreed with the idea that the (loathsome) BNP shouldn't have been allowed on Question Time at all, I must admit I was quite worried … more

Tired of handbag spam? From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (16 days old)

This is the web site they are promoting, and it just happens to have a comment page... handbag them… more

The handbag spammer. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (17 days old)

This is who is hiding behind the IP address 123.161.77.87 inetnum: 123.160.0.0 - 123.163.255.255 netname: CHINANET-HA descr: CHINANET henan province network descr: China … more

Godammit! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (17 days old)

I've been tinkering with a new design for the blog. I don't really like it, but now the old one looks wrong as well. The more I've done on the new design, the worse it looks. But now I can't go … more

Amy Winehouse's dad warns MPs.... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (18 days old)

Amy Winehouse's dad warns MPs alcohol can lead to heroin and cocaine. My thanks to the Daily Mirror for this fascinating insight. Only a few months ago, the government was given some advice about d… more

Don't click "Raj Rajaratnam, Founder of Galleon Hedge Fund Arrested" From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (22 days old)

The person or machine who keeps posting these things puts up what appears to be a link to a video. It is not. It is a link to a page that will attempt to infect your computer. To see if a page has … more

Celeb gossip is mostly bullshit - official! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (24 days old)

...well, not exactly but you might want to check out this story: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/14/starsuckers-tabloids-hoax-celebrities If you can't be arsed to read it - basically a … more

Thought for the day From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (24 days old)

...if you were trapped in an enclosed space for long enough (a lift for example), would it be possible to fart yourself to death?… more

Guardian reading spider shock horror... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (24 days old)

One of my brothers (damn fine people!) sent me the link to this fascinating story, which appears far more likely than some of the fake stuff that has been planted in the press lately.… more

James yet again. The controversy rages on!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (25 days old)

Good grief! Another one has waded in with his barely coherent dribblings: http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RM6ILYIUCG8WE/ref=cm_cr_rev_detup_redir?_encoding=UTF8&cdPage=1&newContentNum=5&am… more

Phishing warning. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (26 days old)

If you get this one, don't click the link. It would install something nasty on your computer. Attention! On October 16, 2009 server upgrade will take place. Due to this the system may be off… more

The Tory pension theft was incompetent... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (27 days old)

When I heard that George (Bum Nose) Osborne was going to force people to work an extra year, paying extra tax and extra national insurance, before they could have the pension they had paid for, I … more